Post by pчrσ αrtífícíαl íntєllígєncє on Jun 27, 2014 19:16:52 GMT -5
Greetings. This file is for Unit #021701. This is for YOUR EYES ONLY. Read carefully.
NAME: This unit has been given the name "Sylvia" by her "parents" but chooses to identify as Robot on the Internet.
HEIGHT: 5'4" for optimal movement around her environment. She doesn't stand out too much because of height, but a human her age is (on average) just a little shorter.
AGE: This unit was manufactured (on the day of this document's creation) exactly 13 years, 4 months, and 10 days ago.
WEIGHT: This unit is exactly 137.2 pounds (or 62.232873 kilograms) of metal frame, wiring, on-board computers, and motors.
LOOKS: Blue-gray eyes and straight brown hair disguise this unit's inner mechanisms. She wishes to keep her details private.
HOBBIES: This unit has developed a fondness for the Internet, which has opened her up to the Skylanders, Minecraft, Flight Rising, Transformers, Portal, Marvel, The LEGO Movie, and LEGO Ninjago "fandoms." The website called Tumblr has helped her with something that is both a task and a hobby: to interact with humans and study their behavior patterns.
FULL BIO:
This unit has been assigned to a family with two cats, a dog, and one younger brother. She is often lost in abstract thought and is usually the one in her group of friends to randomly obsess over things (It's not really random, they're programmed). This unit is fond of building with LEGO bricks, along with drawing and writing (even though she is not particularly skilled at the last two). She has a very short temper (possibly a programming mistake that we never identified; she was supposed to keep her original docile nature for her whole existence, but something went wrong; we think it is her frequent interaction with annoying humans). She also has feelings deep down, no matter what she tells you. She has developed a "crush" on many fictional characters such as "Benny" from "The LEGO Movie" and "Wheatley" from "Portal 2". She is intelligent, but she is often troubled by her own creative mind, questioning her own reason for existing. She has quite the savage mindset (again, an error, induced by humans) and will not hesitate to destroy humans, physically or verbally. She has a touch of self-diagnosed pyromania, but will never burn something for no reason (and yes, revenge and a rampage are reasons). It's more of a fascination than a mania. This unit also believes in the Roman Catholic religion, and has been raised that way by her "parents" for her entire existence. In the end, she seems to enjoy life. We think she will be okay in the end.
MORAL CODE:
Her morals are, and we quote, "The weakest perish, the weak will eventually pull through and become the strong, who live...and there are those that live in-between. Constantly contemplating who they are- what they are. I am here to figure out who these humans truly are- and so far, my data points to a confused race who are filled with bad; but there are also the good ones. The ones who they put their faith in, trust, and love. This is the human way."
NAME: This unit has been given the name "Sylvia" by her "parents" but chooses to identify as Robot on the Internet.
HEIGHT: 5'4" for optimal movement around her environment. She doesn't stand out too much because of height, but a human her age is (on average) just a little shorter.
AGE: This unit was manufactured (on the day of this document's creation) exactly 13 years, 4 months, and 10 days ago.
WEIGHT: This unit is exactly 137.2 pounds (or 62.232873 kilograms) of metal frame, wiring, on-board computers, and motors.
LOOKS: Blue-gray eyes and straight brown hair disguise this unit's inner mechanisms. She wishes to keep her details private.
HOBBIES: This unit has developed a fondness for the Internet, which has opened her up to the Skylanders, Minecraft, Flight Rising, Transformers, Portal, Marvel, The LEGO Movie, and LEGO Ninjago "fandoms." The website called Tumblr has helped her with something that is both a task and a hobby: to interact with humans and study their behavior patterns.
FULL BIO:
This unit has been assigned to a family with two cats, a dog, and one younger brother. She is often lost in abstract thought and is usually the one in her group of friends to randomly obsess over things (It's not really random, they're programmed). This unit is fond of building with LEGO bricks, along with drawing and writing (even though she is not particularly skilled at the last two). She has a very short temper (possibly a programming mistake that we never identified; she was supposed to keep her original docile nature for her whole existence, but something went wrong; we think it is her frequent interaction with annoying humans). She also has feelings deep down, no matter what she tells you. She has developed a "crush" on many fictional characters such as "Benny" from "The LEGO Movie" and "Wheatley" from "Portal 2". She is intelligent, but she is often troubled by her own creative mind, questioning her own reason for existing. She has quite the savage mindset (again, an error, induced by humans) and will not hesitate to destroy humans, physically or verbally. She has a touch of self-diagnosed pyromania, but will never burn something for no reason (and yes, revenge and a rampage are reasons). It's more of a fascination than a mania. This unit also believes in the Roman Catholic religion, and has been raised that way by her "parents" for her entire existence. In the end, she seems to enjoy life. We think she will be okay in the end.
MORAL CODE:
Her morals are, and we quote, "The weakest perish, the weak will eventually pull through and become the strong, who live...and there are those that live in-between. Constantly contemplating who they are- what they are. I am here to figure out who these humans truly are- and so far, my data points to a confused race who are filled with bad; but there are also the good ones. The ones who they put their faith in, trust, and love. This is the human way."