Post by Shad on Jan 8, 2014 19:38:50 GMT -5
1. Do not cut the Toby Tree limbs. Plucking a leaf is similar to getting your hair pulled out.
2. Parli's short for Parliament.
3. Raz sometimes claims to be you. This is normal behavior.
4. When engaged in war, please remain inside the war igloo.
5. Only use popcorn balls for canons. Sock balls are no longer allowed.
6. Don't walk through Mari the Ghost or she'll haunt you.
7. If you are targeted by Latin, the appropriate response to anything is "Ego ominem cibum suavem ad Quii mirabili do quod eius servus sum."
8. Only N.U.T.S. members know the true meaning of nerf
9. Toby is really a 42 year old man who lives off his twinkie hoard in his mother's basement. I am the 55 year old who lurks outside the basement window and steals her twinkies.
10. Do not eat my lima bean house.
11. Oatmeal creme pies are not good shovels for tunneling.
12. If you value life do not diss LOTR around Sylv.
13. Giving Kat a Kit Kat is a bad idea.
14. Ellie is queen of cannibalism and hugging. Do not disagree or risk persecution.
15. Please restrain Nic from blowing more holes in Toby's stomach.
16. The elbows and liver are still open for rent! Contact "1-800-TOBY" for more!
17. Raz, go to bed.
18. Benedict is Supreme Commander.
19. Praising of Winchesters is expected.
20. In case of Doctor Who fangirling reaching overwhelming levels, please evacuate calmly in a single file to the fangirl bunker.
21. Anyone is welcome in Quies's Corner of Insanity as long as you bring mustard.
22. If there is a cricket leg in your mayo do not eat it. Instead, follow this procedure to remain safe at night: replace lid on jar. Place jar outside on front steps. Buy crickets from pet store and leave outside with. Also include one old sock. If by next morning it is still there you will die withing 23 hours of discovery. If it is gone, your sacrifice has been accepted by He-Who-We-Do-Not-Name and you will have prosperity in means of hotdogs and hot showers.
23. Hear EXTERMINATE? STOP, DROP, and ROLL- Daleks eyestalks can't follow you fast enough for clear aim!
24. Please do not disturb the salt by the doors and windows.
25. Avery is to be appeased by gifts of pickles.
26. To insult Tom Hiddleston is to bring the wrath of our dearest Tree upon your own head (and her soror)- good luck.
27. Probs not a good idea to diss O'Liferuiner either.
28. SHOWERS ARE FOR THE WEAK OF MIND.
29. In the wise words of Seth Sorenson- "Maybe we shouldn't have washed off [the milk soaking our clothes]. We could churn butter in our armpits as we walked!"
30. always kneel before our emperor, Loki, our king, Misha Collins, and our Supreme Ruler David Tenant.
2. Parli's short for Parliament.
3. Raz sometimes claims to be you. This is normal behavior.
4. When engaged in war, please remain inside the war igloo.
5. Only use popcorn balls for canons. Sock balls are no longer allowed.
6. Don't walk through Mari the Ghost or she'll haunt you.
7. If you are targeted by Latin, the appropriate response to anything is "Ego ominem cibum suavem ad Quii mirabili do quod eius servus sum."
8. Only N.U.T.S. members know the true meaning of nerf
9. Toby is really a 42 year old man who lives off his twinkie hoard in his mother's basement. I am the 55 year old who lurks outside the basement window and steals her twinkies.
10. Do not eat my lima bean house.
11. Oatmeal creme pies are not good shovels for tunneling.
12. If you value life do not diss LOTR around Sylv.
13. Giving Kat a Kit Kat is a bad idea.
14. Ellie is queen of cannibalism and hugging. Do not disagree or risk persecution.
15. Please restrain Nic from blowing more holes in Toby's stomach.
16. The elbows and liver are still open for rent! Contact "1-800-TOBY" for more!
17. Raz, go to bed.
18. Benedict is Supreme Commander.
19. Praising of Winchesters is expected.
20. In case of Doctor Who fangirling reaching overwhelming levels, please evacuate calmly in a single file to the fangirl bunker.
21. Anyone is welcome in Quies's Corner of Insanity as long as you bring mustard.
22. If there is a cricket leg in your mayo do not eat it. Instead, follow this procedure to remain safe at night: replace lid on jar. Place jar outside on front steps. Buy crickets from pet store and leave outside with. Also include one old sock. If by next morning it is still there you will die withing 23 hours of discovery. If it is gone, your sacrifice has been accepted by He-Who-We-Do-Not-Name and you will have prosperity in means of hotdogs and hot showers.
23. Hear EXTERMINATE? STOP, DROP, and ROLL- Daleks eyestalks can't follow you fast enough for clear aim!
24. Please do not disturb the salt by the doors and windows.
25. Avery is to be appeased by gifts of pickles.
26. To insult Tom Hiddleston is to bring the wrath of our dearest Tree upon your own head (and her soror)- good luck.
27. Probs not a good idea to diss O'Liferuiner either.
28. SHOWERS ARE FOR THE WEAK OF MIND.
29. In the wise words of Seth Sorenson- "Maybe we shouldn't have washed off [the milk soaking our clothes]. We could churn butter in our armpits as we walked!"
30. always kneel before our emperor, Loki, our king, Misha Collins, and our Supreme Ruler David Tenant.