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Post by Fading Dawn on Dec 24, 2013 15:39:08 GMT -5
“Avoid wordiness, verbosity, or repetitiveness. And of course redundancy.”
Always remember to never split your infinitives!
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
English teacher: Name two pronouns. Student: Who, me?
Let's eat, Grandma! Let's eat Grandma! ~punctuation saves lives~
Post your own below.
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Post by Shad on Dec 25, 2013 18:34:54 GMT -5
I can't think of any but those were pretty good.
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Post by Shad on Dec 25, 2013 18:35:50 GMT -5
I've got a good Redwall pronunciation riddle~
How pears in a dozen pairs, six or twelve?
It's a lot harder when you say it aloud.
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Post by †hε ĝø†hιc δƦαĝøπ on Dec 27, 2013 18:11:20 GMT -5
To quote the sign my Language Arts teacher has on her desk: (sorry about the dot in a.lot, it's the only thing I could do to keep it from autocorrecting)
"A.lot is NOT a word. It's a lot. Do you write alittle, go get aglassofmilk, acantolope, apineapple? No. So why do you do things a.lot?"
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Post by Avery on Dec 28, 2013 16:06:32 GMT -5
Not sure if this counts or not but:
Ugh the vacuum is broken That sucks No, it doesn't ._.
Hey do you like emenem? The candy? No, the rapper. What's so special about the wrapper? .
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Post by Hot Dad Orca on Dec 29, 2013 0:15:08 GMT -5
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
A group of homophones wok inn two a bar.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom, you illiterate fool!
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Post by Shad on Dec 29, 2013 18:43:19 GMT -5
^ I like the last one.
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